You are lucky to be born beautiful

If you say my eyes are beautiful it’s because they are looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.
Look who”s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like people!
You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with you since you are unarmed!
It usually takes five years for a tree to produce nuts, but this is not true of a family tree!