I love my life

Sometimes I make a mental note and then forget where I put it!
May be if we start telling people that Brain is an APP, they will probably start using it!
Having celebrity crushes is better than having real life crushes; Because you know for a fact that you do not have a chance!
You may not believe this but sometimes the person you want doesn’t actually deserve you!
Conscience – The voice that tells you not to do something after you have done it!
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you are on the job.