I love my life

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you are on the job.
Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it!
I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I am raising them!
If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.
I am grateful for my crazy, psycho, insane and just totally messed up friends. Normal people scare the crap out of me!
FriEND, boyfriEND, girlfriEND, best friEND – they all have an End. Only Family has 3 letters that say – I Love You!