Every 3 months

Advise of a dentist Treat your girlfriend like a tooth brush. Don't let anybody else use it & Changed it every 3 months.

Wife is very clever

Wife is very clever. She will lay her head on your chest and ask - 'Honey, have you ever cheated on me? ' And the wait for your heart to beat fast. Dear Innocent Husbands, Be careful and please adjust your heart beats accordingly!

Miss you Lover Boy

I dont blame you for being busy... I blame the time for moving so slowly... I miss you! Lover Boy

The rate of change of intensity

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance