Tackle life with all your skills; Overcome each and every hill; If you persist with all your will; You will enjoy your life and all its thrills!
The best friendships are built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, laughter and a dislike of the same people!
I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
what is the best punishment for a woman? give her new clothes matching her jewelry and nice cosmetics and then lock her in a room without mirror.