A Real Truth Of Life

A Real Truth Of Life:
'Missing someone can Turn from Pain to Pleasure'
Only When,
'We get to know they were missing us Too'.. !!

Tackle life with all your skills; Overcome each and every hill; If you persist with all your will; You will enjoy your life and all its thrills!

The best friendships are built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, laughter and a dislike of the same people!

I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

what is the best punishment for a woman? give her new clothes matching her jewelry and nice cosmetics and then lock her in a room without mirror.