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Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
Shes down on her knees, Eager to please, Wid a throb of his nob in her gob, Wid a tingle in his belly, his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!
A smile costs less than Electricity, but gives more light… Always smile as it is language which everyone understand… So keep smiling Good morning!
When you look at me: My heart melts; My eyes twinkle; And my face lightens up!
A bed of clouds for you to sleep Shining moon as your bedside light Angels from heaven singing lullabies for you May you sleep peacefully throughout the night.
A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.