I really deeply wish tat

I really deeply wish tat you are here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. to show you my glow in the dark watch.

Funny

Find me

It’s very easy to eat sweet chocolate, speak sweet words, watch sweet dreams but It’s very difficult to find a sweet person. but I salute you. that you find me.

Naughty

Whats an average 6

What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A: 1000- rupee currency note. ! Always think positive

Naughty

A man had I LOVE YOU tattooed

A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.