Some say you are ugly

Some say you are ugly, Some say you are jungly, Some say you are pugly, but I say you are lovely.

There is no pain equal to that which two lovers

There is no pain equal to that which two lovers can inflict on one another. This should be made clear to all who contemplate such a union. The avoidance of this pain is the beginning of wisdom, for it is strong enough to contaminate the rest of our lives…