Conversation of life

The best friend is one with whom you sit on a bench saying nothing and when you get up and go! you feel you had the best conversation of life!

You came suddenly and gave

You came suddenly and gave me two things: Patience to my heart; And colour to my life. Love you, my darling!

A cat and a rooster sat

A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there’s a wet pussy, there’s a happy cock!