The Japanese have produced a camera
that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
The best friend is one with whom you sit on a bench saying nothing and when you get up and go! you feel you had the best conversation of life!
Life’s nothing but a journey where every now and then we find ourselves in transit… waiting to fly again!
You came suddenly and gave me two things: Patience to my heart; And colour to my life. Love you, my darling!
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there’s a wet pussy, there’s a happy cock!