I want to write ‘I miss

I want to write ‘I miss you’ on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you. Please miss me also and be with me immediately and always!

Lecture in Maths class

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2: Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class

My candle burns at both ends

My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But, ah, my foes, and, oh, my friends- It gives a lovely light!