First I felt that felt hat's felt

Of all the felt I ever felt, I never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first I felt that felt hat's felt.

Still I hope you will once visit

Still I hope you will once visit this page and you will feel me saying the sweetest truth of my heart, that is 'I LOVE YOU and ONLY LOVE YOU! '

You are as young as your faith

You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt, as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear, as young as your hope, as old as your despair.

Your provider adjusted his rates

Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!