Real friends do not get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive!
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. ‘I will hear the oldest first, ‘ he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
father means care of life mother means love for life friends means share with life lover means playing with life
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A typical student flips a coin and think. If Head- will go to sleep. If Tail- will watch a move. If Stands- will listen music. If Stays in air- will study
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