I am the kind of friend who will help
I am the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body; But if you betray me - just remember, I know how to hide a dead body!
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2: Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
Best Relationship is . . When You Can Act Like Lovers And Best Friends At The Same Time.
A simple Good Night becomes a special greeting when it is heartily given, by someone so dear. You have given me, a wonderful meaning. Good Night!