You just cannot compare marriage

Husband: Can we eat outside today? Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking? Husband: No, just don’t feel like washing utensils today!
Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver nd wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Having celebrity crushes is better than having real life crushes; Because you know for a fact that you do not have a chance!
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Thought of the day: If you can’t convince her then… . . . just confuse her!
Life is just a game You hold your own weight Make your own mistakes You only get one chance To show who you are