You just cannot compare marriage

Love marriages are never success Cuz they never had a pain Marriages are made in heaven Thats true! Cuz i had failed.
Wife: Where have you been so late? Husband: Stop me if you have heard this one!
30th October is Karwa Chauth and 31st October is Halloween. It will be like Dulhan Bani Daayan. 30th October Main Tumhein Marne Nahi Dungi, 31st October Main Tumhein Jeene Nahi Dungi!
Wife: You need to learn to focus. Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother. Wife: I was talking to you. Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please?
On her birthday and our anniversary, I also want to share on FB that my wife is best wife in the world. But I need some experience to make such an announcement. So for that, more wives are needed otherwise it would be hollow statement bereft of facts!
Wife: I have bought you a beautiful surprise for your birthday, it has just arrived. Husband: I am curious to see it. Wife: Wait a minute and I will put it on.