The only thing worse than a husband
The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is… a mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!
I want triplets You want twins
I want triplets You want twins. Lets get in bed and see who wins!
Some people ask the secret
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
While the Queen can do whatever she wants
Chess says everything about husband and wife. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
A tactic is the ability to tell
A tactic is the ability to tell your wife to go to hell in such a way that she looks forward to the trip!
Dont marry the person you want
Don’t marry the person you want to live with… Marry the one you cannnot live without… But whatever you do, you will regret it later.