Bride: Mu hubby is perfectly wonderful to me, mother. He gives me everything I ask for. Mother: That merely shows, my dear child, that you are not asking enough!
A tactic is the ability to tell
A tactic is the ability to tell your wife to go to hell in such a way that she looks forward to the trip!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
Our hearts still ache in sadness, And secret tears still flow, What it meant to lose you, No one will ever know.
A man can be happy with any woman
A man can be happy with any woman as long as she is not his wife!
You just cannot compare marriage
You just cannot compare marriage and lottery. In lottery, there’s, at least a slim chance you will win!
Marriage is like a bar of soap
Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!