The Secret of Happy Married

Bride: Mu hubby is perfectly wonderful to me, mother. He gives me everything I ask for. Mother: That merely shows, my dear child, that you are not asking enough!
A tactic is the ability to tell your wife to go to hell in such a way that she looks forward to the trip!
Our hearts still ache in sadness, And secret tears still flow, What it meant to lose you, No one will ever know.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as she is not his wife!
You just cannot compare marriage and lottery. In lottery, there’s, at least a slim chance you will win!
Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!