The Secret of Happy Married

Newly married husband: But you promised at the altar to obey me. Wife: Of course. I did not want to make a scene!
Wife: Shall I prepare ‘Sambhar’ or ‘Rasam’ today? Husband: Make anything, we will name it later!
Wedding Ceremony Tells Us That What Pure Love Is And How One Should Care For Each Other Now And Throughout Life. I Wish You Have Blessed Wedding Life. Happy Wedding Day
Marital Advice: Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
30th October is Karwa Chauth and 31st October is Halloween. It will be like Dulhan Bani Daayan. 30th October Main Tumhein Marne Nahi Dungi, 31st October Main Tumhein Jeene Nahi Dungi!