A woman to her friend:
The only thing in the world, me & my mother-in-law agree upon is that my husband should have married someone else!
May be if we start telling people that Brain is an APP, they will probably start using it!
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you are brave enough to ask that girl out!
The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is… a mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!
Find a partner who can bear all your weak points and still not use them against you!