Woman less

Wife: I want an explaination and I want the truth. Husband: Make up your mind!
Wife: You need to learn to focus. Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother. Wife: I was talking to you. Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please?
You can choose courage, or you can choose comfort, but you cannot choose both. As I look back on my life, I realize that every time I thought I was being rejected from something good, I was actually being re-directed to something better!
If you have good thoughts, they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. Good Morning!
The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.
There’s one sad truth in life I have found While journeying east and west – The only folks we really wound Are those we love the best. We flatter those we scarcely know, We please the fleeting guest, And deal full many a thoughtless blow To those who love us best.