Why is a bachelor skinny
Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? -The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what’s in the refrigerator, and goes to bed. -The Married man comes home, takes one look at what’s in the bed and goes to refrigerator
If one day you want to run
If one day you want to run away– Don’t be afraid to call me. I don’t promise to ask you to stop… But I can run with you
The only thing worse than a husband
The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is… a mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!
When you see a married couple
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one who’s mad!
Dont marry the person you want
Don’t marry the person you want to live with… Marry the one you cannnot live without… But whatever you do, you will regret it later.
Close your eyes, Concentrate your mind & Pray to god about the things That you want most. GOD must fulfill your prayer… Have a nice sleep…