Two Words from Sanskrit
Two Words from Sanskrit, that are Strikingly similar. CHITA and CHINTAOne Burns the Dead and the other Burns the Living. Have a STRESS free Life…..
Happens when I miss you
In the morning, I missed breakfast; While going to office, I missed the bus; In the office, I missed the deadline; While at home, I missed my favourite TV show; This is what happens when I miss you!
Paray hatt tuu
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, do not come near me, Paray hatt tuu,
A man meets a genie
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I am half dead.
Keep love in your heart
Keep love in your heart A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
I am the kind of friend who will help
I am the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body; But if you betray me – just remember, I know how to hide a dead body!