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Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? -The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what’s in the refrigerator, and goes to bed. -The Married man comes home, takes one look at what’s in the bed and goes to refrigerator
7 words for a long and happy marriage Yes Dear I am sorry It’s my fault.
You just cannot compare marriage and lottery. In lottery, there’s, at least a slim chance you will win!
For men marriage is like museum – you have to be quite and you can not really touch anything!
Pray and start your day with the belief that as long as there is someone in the sky to protect me, there is no one on earth who could break me! Good Day!
Marriage is really tough sometimes, because… . . . you have to deal with feelings and lawyers!