Doubt you are my good friend

It’s okay to be ugly… but aren’t you overdoing it!
Don’t Worry – that you tried to be Einstein and Failed . . . . . If Einstein had tried to be you, he had have failed, too!
Sure, I had love to help you out… now, which way did you come in
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: ‘Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully! ‘
In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I am keeping a chart.
Don’t yell at me to ‘get a grip’ unless you mean around your neck!