I hate it when you have to be nice

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..
I had love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
I might look calm, but in my head I have killed you a number of times.
This message is strictly for cute and charming people only. . . Since you accidentally received it, We deeply apologize for inconvenience due to the technical error!
Don’t yell at me to ‘get a grip’ unless you mean around your neck!
When somebody who is deeply in Love with you tells that You are cute, beautiful, & angelic, I agree. That’s true, Believe me, I swear because love is definitely blind