I hate it when you have to be nice

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you!
Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude . . . Sweety ! Don’t Be Proud If Every Boy Wants You.. ! Always Remember, Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers
I do not have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly!
As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.