You are about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.
He acts like he owns me, He treats me like a baby can’t you see? He tells me to do things like obey my mother He even tells me when hes on the phone not to bother.
Look who”s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I am sending you just 1 joke . ‘You are so beautiful’