I had love to ask

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
It’s okay to be ugly… but aren’t you overdoing it!
I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I am sending you just 1 joke . ‘You are so beautiful’
At the end of the day, I count all my blessings and a friend like you is the top one amongst them. My wish for you, dear friend is a good night, sweet dreams and a restful sleep!
Haven’t I seen your face before – on a police poster? Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like people!