Phone recognized your number

Sorry I didn’t text you back;
Because my phone recognized your number!

Love is like a phone call, if you do not pick, it will be missed, But Friendship is like a message, it remains with you until you open it!

Disease: Idiotitis Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, Thousands affected. Might be contagious. Best defense: Slap and run!

This is not fair, How could you do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole channel on your name and didn’t tell even me? Animal Planet!

If someone asks me whom do I love the Most? I would sit next to you, Put my arms around you and say proudly… I Love Animals. Specially This Monkey.

I woke up one day and thought something was missing. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cell phone and sent you a morning greeting. Good Morning!

If I need a brain transplantation I will prefer your brain. Don’t think you are a genious. I just wanted a brain which is never been used before!

Similar Posts