Sorry I didn’t text you back;
Because my phone recognized your number!
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Thought of the day: If you can’t convince her then… . . . just confuse her!
You don’t need a certain number of friends.. just a number of friend you can be certain of !! Happy birthday friend…. !
Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand.