Phone recognized your number

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works
As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
When somebody who is deeply in Love with you tells that You are cute, beautiful, & angelic, I agree. That’s true, Believe me, I swear because love is definitely blind
I woke up one day and thought something was missing. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cell phone and sent you a morning greeting. Good Morning!
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!