Sorry I didn’t text you back;
Because my phone recognized your number!
A smile to put you on high… A kiss to set your soul alright… Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
Don’t look for a partner who is an eye candy. Look for a partner who is soul food!
Disease: Idiotitis Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, Thousands affected. Might be contagious. Best defense: Slap and run!
The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is… a mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!