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The alphabet starts with ABC, the numbers starts with 123, but love starts with you and me.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around; Some I love to avoid; And others I would love to punch in the face!
I do not have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
Let it be very clear to you – the only asshole I want in my life is the one that I sit on!
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails
You started at the bottom… and it’s been downhill ever since!
The alphabet starts with ABC, the numbers starts with 123, but love starts with you and me.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around; Some I love to avoid; And others I would love to punch in the face!
I do not have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
Let it be very clear to you – the only asshole I want in my life is the one that I sit on!
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails
You started at the bottom… and it’s been downhill ever since!
The alphabet starts with ABC, the numbers starts with 123, but love starts with you and me.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around; Some I love to avoid; And others I would love to punch in the face!