Sorry I didn’t text you back;
Because my phone recognized your number!
I love everybody. Some I love to be around; Some I love to avoid; And others I would love to punch in the face!
Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.
Most people have 5 senses. But you are blessed with 6 senses. And that extra sense is . . . . . NON-SENSE!