A smile to put you on high

A smile to put you on high… A kiss to set your soul alright… Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?

Slap and run

Disease: Idiotitis Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, Thousands affected. Might be contagious. Best defense: Slap and run!

The only thing worse than a husband

The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is… a mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!