Phone recognized your number

Haven’t I seen your face before – on a police poster? Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!
Love is like a phone call, if you do not pick, it will be missed, But Friendship is like a message, it remains with you until you open it!
Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
New Generation’s Way To Insult.. A Boy To A Rude Gal If I Ever Wanted To Commit Suicide.. I Will Jump From Your Ego Level…
Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care!