Stupidity comes in all shapes

I love everybody. Some I love to be around; Some I love to avoid; And others I would love to punch in the face!
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!
I do not have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.
I always feel sorry for people who think more about a rainy day ahead than sunshine today.
Sure, I had love to help you out… now, which way did you come in