I signed up for an exercise class

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.
If I had any loose fitting clothing, I would not have signed up in the first place!

Friendship

Parents asked college

Parents asked college watchman, ‘Is this a good college? ‘ Watchman: Probably the best. I did my engineering here and got campus placement!

Funny

Wearing pants shirts also

Mr. Bean got an Invitation for a Party, They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only. When he went to party he was shocked? other were wearing pants & shirts also?

Interesting

Kick is usually more effective

Dealing with idiots, is like playing soccer. You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!

Missing You

Theres this place in me where your finger

There’s this place in me where your finger prints still rest. Your kisses still linger and your whispers softly echo. It’s the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me!