I signed up for an exercise class

Having celebrity crushes is better than having real life crushes; Because you know for a fact that you do not have a chance!
My kids have two volumes – Mute when sleeping and Metallica when awake!
Being famous on Facebook is like being rich on Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down!
Primary source of income: When your mom gives you money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back!
Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime
For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world!
Having celebrity crushes is better than having real life crushes; Because you know for a fact that you do not have a chance!
My kids have two volumes – Mute when sleeping and Metallica when awake!
Being famous on Facebook is like being rich on Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down!
Primary source of income: When your mom gives you money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back!
Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime
For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world!
Having celebrity crushes is better than having real life crushes; Because you know for a fact that you do not have a chance!
My kids have two volumes – Mute when sleeping and Metallica when awake!