I signed up for an exercise class

Cell phones bring you closer to person far from you. But it takes you away from the ones sitting next to you!
Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it!
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
Conscience – The voice that tells you not to do something after you have done it!
Parents asked college watchman, ‘Is this a good college? ‘ Watchman: Probably the best. I did my engineering here and got campus placement!
It’s really strange: People pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?