The things that make you feel

The things that make you feel bad, Are the ones that will eventually go away, So, you should never give up fighting, And feel the joy in every new day.

Your provider adjusted his rates

Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

If Care is a Wave

If Care is a Wave, I give you a Sea; If Respect is a Leaf, I give you a Tree; If Trust is a Planet, I give you a Galaxy; If Friendship is Life, I give you mine for Free!

Help Prolong The Celebration

I Did not Forget Your Birthday, I am Just Fashionably Late. I am So Sorry I Missed Your Birthday, I Hope That You Had A Wonderful Day. I May Have Forgotten Your Birthday, But I Did not Forget About You! I Did not Forget About Your Birthday; I Just Wanted To Help Prolong The Celebration.