Sleep before you finish saying it

Before marriage,
A man will go home and lie awake
all night thinking about something you said;
After marriage,
He will go to sleep before you finish saying it.

Marriage

Cook it less frequently

Thought of the day: Some wives need to understand that dinner will taste better if they cook it less frequently!

Good Night

A beautiful night of Passion

A beautiful night of Passion; A beautiful Star of Romance; And a beautiful Dream of Peace. Have a serene sleep!

Marriage

Happy Anniversary

Nothing In This World Could Ever Be As Wonderful As The Love You have Given Me Your Love Makes My Days So Very Bright, Just Knowing You are My Darling Husband. Happy Anniversary.

Marriage

Repeat it please

Wife: You need to learn to focus. Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother. Wife: I was talking to you. Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please?