Sleep before you finish saying it

Thought of the day: If you can’t convince her then… . . . just confuse her!
Height of bravery for Girls. . . . . . Going out of Home without make-up!
When we wake up in the morning, we have two simple choices. Go back to sleep and dream; Or wake up and chase those dreams.
My wife is my personal trainer, she decides my daily workout… . . . . Today it was laundry and the dishes!
According to the rules of geometry, if a man cheats for four times, he will eventually come home!
Weekend Special: Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays. Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!