Sleep before you finish saying it

Thought of the day: Some wives need to understand that dinner will taste better if they cook it less frequently!
A beautiful night of Passion; A beautiful Star of Romance; And a beautiful Dream of Peace. Have a serene sleep!
Nothing In This World Could Ever Be As Wonderful As The Love You have Given Me Your Love Makes My Days So Very Bright, Just Knowing You are My Darling Husband. Happy Anniversary.
Wife: You need to learn to focus. Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother. Wife: I was talking to you. Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please?
Wife: As the weather is still cold, I should like to look at some furs. Will you come with me? Husband: Yes-let’s go to the Zoo!
Don’t marry the person you want to live with… Marry the one you cannnot live without… But whatever you do, you will regret it later.