Sleep before you finish saying it

A Health Forum Speaker Asked: Which Food Causes the Most Suffering for Years, After Eating It? After a Long Silence, An Old man Answered: Wedding Cake.
Wife: You need to learn to focus. Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother. Wife: I was talking to you. Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please?
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2: Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
My wife is a boss but I always have a final word… . . . . Yes, Ma’am!
There should be a summer camp for adults where you just go and sleep for 3 weeks!
Definition of a ‘Happy Couple’: ‘She does what she wants but he does what she wants! ‘