Sleep before you finish saying it

Thought of the day: If you can’t convince her then… . . . just confuse her!
For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called ‘Ample’. . . . I just hope she does not notice where I scraped off the ‘S’!
I am sure most couples wish to find a way to stay married to their partner but divorce their insane in-laws!
Dont be a cigarette that people pay money to have it and then step on it once they finish. But, be a drug.. let them die to get you. Kip rocking.
7 words for a long and happy marriage Yes Dear I am sorry It’s my fault.
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2: Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class