Definition of a ‘Happy Couple

Wife: Where have you been so late? Husband: Stop me if you have heard this one!
Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again. Advocate asks his client, ‘Why? Only last month you got the divorce. ‘ Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!
A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
Thought of the day: Before marriage men love all the women on earth. And after marriage, one woman less!
I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Aadhaar Card!
For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called ‘Ample’. . . . I just hope she does not notice where I scraped off the ‘S’!