Definition of a ‘Happy Couple

Men never win an argument with their wife; and the only time they think they have, they realise the argument was not even yet over!
Dedicated to all Women: Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think – Damn, he is so lucky!
Wife: Where have you been so late? Husband: Stop me if you have heard this one!
Wife: As the weather is still cold, I should like to look at some furs. Will you come with me? Husband: Yes-let’s go to the Zoo!
Your Anniversary Marks The Day When You Both Said ‘I Do! ‘ The Two Of You Became As One, A Marriage Bright And New. Now Time Has Passed; Your Love Is Strong; You Passed The Early Test. Your Tender Bond Grows With Passing Time; Your Marriage Is The Kind That’s Best! Happy Wedding Anniversary!
Thought of the day: Behind every man is a woman, shaking her head!