Can i say i love you today

Can i say i love you today? if not, can i ask you again tomorrow? and the day after that? Because I will be loving you every single day of my life.

Do not love a friend who hurts

Do not love a friend who hurts you; And do not hurt a friend who loves you. Sacrifice everything for a true friend; But do not ever sacrifice a friend for anything!

A man meets a genie

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I am half dead.