Definition of a ‘Happy Couple

Husband: Can we eat outside today? Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking? Husband: No, just don’t feel like washing utensils today!
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can’t face each other, but still they stay together,
When your wife messages you ‘Have Fun’, just stop whatever you are doing and return back home!
For men marriage is like museum – you have to be quite and you can not really touch anything!
Love marriages are never success Cuz they never had a pain Marriages are made in heaven Thats true! Cuz i had failed.
Nights are a gift when couples have lovely tiffs; It makes life complete when two lovely lips meet. The day’s stress and grief is gone with the caring; That makes our cosy beds a nest of love and sharing. Sleep Tight… Good Night!