The most attractive thing a man

Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd.. ‘ If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy’..
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: ‘Up! Quick! My husband is back! ‘
I am like a rubrix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
What’s fashion designing? Too many brains With too many ideas working on too little pieces of cloth… just to cover two little tits of a model.
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
I want triplets You want twins. Lets get in bed and see who wins! …
Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd.. ‘ If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy’..
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: ‘Up! Quick! My husband is back! ‘
I am like a rubrix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
What’s fashion designing? Too many brains With too many ideas working on too little pieces of cloth… just to cover two little tits of a model.
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
I want triplets You want twins. Lets get in bed and see who wins! …
Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd.. ‘ If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy’..
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: ‘Up! Quick! My husband is back! ‘