The irony of a blow job

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I’ am new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
May the blowing of candles on the birthday cake also blow away all your troubles, worries and misfortune! Happy Birthday!
An icing can make a cake so sweet, a string can make a balloon so high, a match can make a candle so bright. I hope that a simple text can make you smile.
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It’s amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
I wish that God would hold you tight. I hope that angels would keep you in sight. Now just to make sure you feel all right, I am gonna blow you a sweet goodnight.
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, ‘Hey buddy, why are you doing that? ‘ He said, ‘Because you came home early. ‘
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I’ am new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
May the blowing of candles on the birthday cake also blow away all your troubles, worries and misfortune! Happy Birthday!
An icing can make a cake so sweet, a string can make a balloon so high, a match can make a candle so bright. I hope that a simple text can make you smile.
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It’s amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
I wish that God would hold you tight. I hope that angels would keep you in sight. Now just to make sure you feel all right, I am gonna blow you a sweet goodnight.
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, ‘Hey buddy, why are you doing that? ‘ He said, ‘Because you came home early. ‘
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I’ am new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
May the blowing of candles on the birthday cake also blow away all your troubles, worries and misfortune! Happy Birthday!