The University of Ilinois has hired

The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.

Wise

When the tide of life turns

When the tide of life turns against you, and the current upsets your boat. Don”t waste time on what might have been, just lie on your back and float.

Inspirational

Problem is just the distance between expectation

Problem is just the distance between expectation and reality. So either expect less and accept the reality; Or expect a lot and turn it into reality!

Sorry

For I will declare mine iniquity

For I will declare mine iniquity; I will be sorry for my sin.

Sorry

Remember The Good Times

Remember The Good Times We Had Spent Together, And The Beautiful Future We Had Dreamy Of… Darling I Never Wanted To Create A Distance Between Us… Please Let Us Bridge The Gaps…