The University of Ilinois has hired

The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.

The University of Ilinois has hired
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Shower all His best wishes on you

May you have all the joy, your heart can hold; All the smiles, a day can bring; All the blessings, a life can unfold. May God shower all His best wishes on you!

Wash off all the dirt

Your feelings do not compromise, Your feelings do not hurt, Your feelings are all that I need. They wash off all the dirt.

Think you are sitting

think you are sitting in front of computer-what computer will think ? intel inside mental outside. think you are standing in front of a fridge- what will fridge think? cool inside fool outside.

I am sending a pillow of happy

I am sending a pillow of happy thoughts to create wonderful dreams, a blanket of care to comfort you all night and A prayer to protect until morning. GOOD NIGHT!! SLEEP TIGHT!!