The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.
No real English gentleman, in his secret soul, was ever sorry for the death of a political economist.
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It’s amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
Women live a better, longer and peaceful life.. !! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife.. !!!
Squeeze the past like a sponge, smell the present like a rose, and send a kiss to the future. Gud Day!