I must be the luckiest guy alive
I must be the luckiest guy alive because every day I see the same girl who I saw in my dreams the previous night. Good morning.
Saves owners lives
Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name? Girl: Superman, Ironman? Boy: No, Watchman, who saves owners lives!
A stupid boyfriend thought
A stupid boyfriend thought ‘LOL’ meant ‘Lots of Love’. So he sent this text to his girlfriend, ‘ You are only girl of my life … LOL’.
A Doctor and Engineer Love
A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same Girl. Dr. Used to Give her a Rose But Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily. One day, Doctor Asks Why?? Engg: ‘An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away’.. !! Doctor Shocked , Engg. Rocks!!!
Keep following your dreams
Girl: Why do you follow me all the time? Boy: Because, when I was kid, my parents always used to say ‘Keep following your dreams untill you get them’!
Where were you I have been waiting for almost
Where were you? I have been waiting for almost half an hour. . . . . . Said no girl ever!
Suggestion to all girls
Suggestion to all girls, always marry a man your age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight!
Adobe Photoshop CS5
Boy: Wow… You Look So Perfect with Incredible Body And Flower like skin… What do You Use ? . . . Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!
Golden Thought Of The Day
Golden Thought Of The Day Girls Express Their Feelings With Gussa And Tears . Boys Express Their Feelings With Sutta & Beers..
If I had a dollar for every girl
If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unattractive, They had eventually find me attractive!