Once a year I will change it
Wife: I am the book of your life. Husband: Yes exactly you are right. If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I will change it.
A year of fun and happiness
A year of fun and happiness is my birthday wish For you yoU are someone special and your birthday should be too! Happy Birthday My Dear
Because you are someone very special Brother
Because you are someone very special Brother, It’s so nice to have this chance To wish you the best of everything A whole year in advance Happy Birthday Day!!
Before the clock strikes 12
Before the clock strikes 12, let me take the opportunity, to let you know that you, have grown a year more… Happy birthday
Different Phases of a man
Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
Learn the richness of solitude
Learn the richness of solitude and quiet. That ‘still small voice’ is yearning to be heard.
A blowjob is the only job in the world
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can’t be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!
A young girl after her honeymoon
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, ‘I thought It was MONEY’
To be seventy years young
To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
I hope you have a wonderful day
I hope you have a wonderful day and that the year ahead is filled with much love, many wonderful surprises and gives you lasting memories that you will cherish in all the days ahead. Happy Birthday!