I badly need a vacation

For a Cool Kid! It’s birthday time again, and WOW! You are a whole year older now! So clown around and have some fun To make this birthday your best one!
Sometimes I make a mental note and then forget where I put it!
My kids have two volumes – Mute when sleeping and Metallica when awake!
If a person always gets your humour, it either means they are your soulmate or they are on the same drugs as you!
You do not actually love a person unless you occasionally want to kill them!
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I am not listening!
For a Cool Kid! It’s birthday time again, and WOW! You are a whole year older now! So clown around and have some fun To make this birthday your best one!
Sometimes I make a mental note and then forget where I put it!
My kids have two volumes – Mute when sleeping and Metallica when awake!
If a person always gets your humour, it either means they are your soulmate or they are on the same drugs as you!
You do not actually love a person unless you occasionally want to kill them!
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I am not listening!
For a Cool Kid! It’s birthday time again, and WOW! You are a whole year older now! So clown around and have some fun To make this birthday your best one!
Sometimes I make a mental note and then forget where I put it!