Married for twenty years and still in love

Teacher: What shape is the earth? Student: I do not know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth? Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance
I never change my mind on anything without the proper consent of my wife but I give her a liberty to change her mind at any time!
Housework: No one notices when you do it, but everyone notices when you don’t!
The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them!
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