As you go through life you are going
As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
Downhill ever since
You started at the bottom… and it’s been downhill ever since!
Phone recognized your number
Sorry I didn’t text you back; Because my phone recognized your number!
Glad to make an exception
I never forget a face, but in your case I will be glad to make an exception!
I hate twofaced people
I hate two-faced people because it’s harder for me to decide as to which side to slap first.
I have taken up photography
I have taken up photography because it’s the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail!