He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town

Sorry I didn’t text you back; Because my phone recognized your number!
Oh, I offended you with my opinion. Wait till I hear the ones I keep to myself!
His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.
I will make you a deal. If you stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about you.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘fear’ – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words
As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
Sorry I didn’t text you back; Because my phone recognized your number!
Oh, I offended you with my opinion. Wait till I hear the ones I keep to myself!
His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.
I will make you a deal. If you stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about you.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘fear’ – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words
As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
Sorry I didn’t text you back; Because my phone recognized your number!
Oh, I offended you with my opinion. Wait till I hear the ones I keep to myself!