He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town

Let’s play at being a horse. I will be the front end. You can just be yourself!
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
Let’s be honest with each other … we have both come here for the same reasons. Yes, you are right. Let’s go and pull some girls.
Hey! Can you do me a favour, take a pic of urself and send it to me. I am Playing cards and i am mising the JOKER!!!