He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town
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I had love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
Always heard
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Using it to hammer in nails
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails
You are about as challenging as stealing candy
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Is your name Maple Syrup
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