He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town

Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around; Some I love to avoid; And others I would love to punch in the face!
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..
My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at!