He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town

He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.

I fell in love at first sight, but now I think, . . . I should have looked twice!

If your face had 'Welcome' written on it, it would make a perfect doormat

Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like people!

Life is like a coinPleasure and pain are the two sides, Only one side is visible at time, But rememberother side also waiting for its turn