A man had I LOVE YOU tattooed
A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.
Small things that mean
Small things that mean a lot: Cute texts, tight hugs, long replies, holding hands, remembering the little things and kisses on the forehead. Missing you a lot, sweetheart!
I miss your cuddles
I miss your cuddles I miss your kisses but most of all I miss you ! The love i have will neva change as each day goes by i will love you till the day i die.
If You Wanna Win A Girl
If You Wanna Win A Girl: Surprise Her, Give Her Long Hugs, Make Her Feel Safe, Give Her Forehead Kisses, & Good morning Messages.
A cat and a rooster sat
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there’s a wet pussy, there’s a happy cock!
A notice in a factory for girl
A notice in a factory for girl workers. ‘If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work’