My wife is so sweet, every day she asks me what I want to have for dinner and then tells me to get it packed on the way back home!
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. : p
Every Life In World Is Written By God’s Sweet Hands, That’s Why I Am Thankful Because When He Wrote My Life, He Include You Too As A Lovely Chapter.. !
How can I call the lone night good, Though thy sweet wishes wing its flight? Be it not said, thought, understood — Then it will be — good night.
If love is blind and marriage is an eye opener, then divorce would surely be a champagne bottle opener.
Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again. Advocate asks his client, ‘Why? Only last month you got the divorce. ‘ Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!