Packed on the way back home

Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. : p
Every Life In World Is Written By God’s Sweet Hands, That’s Why I Am Thankful Because When He Wrote My Life, He Include You Too As A Lovely Chapter.. !
How can I call the lone night good, Though thy sweet wishes wing its flight? Be it not said, thought, understood — Then it will be — good night.
If love is blind and marriage is an eye opener, then divorce would surely be a champagne bottle opener.
Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again. Advocate asks his client, ‘Why? Only last month you got the divorce. ‘ Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!
30th October is Karwa Chauth and 31st October is Halloween. It will be like Dulhan Bani Daayan. 30th October Main Tumhein Marne Nahi Dungi, 31st October Main Tumhein Jeene Nahi Dungi!