I love the way you touch

A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, ‘I thought It was MONEY’
For men marriage is like museum – you have to be quite and you can not really touch anything!
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered – waiting for autumn.
Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh. Oh.. You will not understand. : Thats the way to eat a Mango. HAPPY MANGO SEAS
My worst enemy is my heart, Because its mine but it beats for you only…
I love my eyes when you look into them. I love my name when you say it. I love my heart when you touch it. I love my life when you are in it.