Problems begin with MEN

Problems are like washing machines. They twists us, spin us and knock us around, but in the end we come out cleaner, brighter and better than before.
A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.
After a Marriage, A husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.
Shes down on her knees, Eager to please, Wid a throb of his nob in her gob, Wid a tingle in his belly, his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I’ am new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
Problems are like washing machines. They twists us, spin us and knock us around, but in the end we come out cleaner, brighter and better than before.
A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.
After a Marriage, A husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.
Shes down on her knees, Eager to please, Wid a throb of his nob in her gob, Wid a tingle in his belly, his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I’ am new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
Problems are like washing machines. They twists us, spin us and knock us around, but in the end we come out cleaner, brighter and better than before.
A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.