18 year old boy
18 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: Get lost! No! . . . 5 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: OMG! He’s so cute… yes yes I will!
A peach of a girl is picked
A peach of a girl is picked by the man at the top of the ladder!
When a girl is alone
When a girl is alone, it’s not an opportunity, it’s a responsibility!
The difference between ‘Girl
The difference between ‘Girlfriend’ and ‘Girl Friend’ is that little space in between we call the ‘Friend Zone’!
Arguing with girls
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like wrestling with a Pig in mud. After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty and the pig is enjoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The rate of change of intensity
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance
Girls are like phones
Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too. But if you press the wrong button, You will be disconnected!
You know a girl just broke
You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million quotes as her status!
You Are Going To Decorate
You Are Going To Decorate Your Finger With Wedding Ring. But Keep In Mind That No Girl Will Attract To See This Ring In Your Finger, In Fact You Are Going To Lose Your Fame And Charm. Enjoy This All Life Punishment. Happy Wedding
Love can neither be created nor
Love can neither be created nor destroyed. only it can transfer from, one girl friend to an another girl friend, with some lose of money.