Laughing Faces

You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus!
The heart that knows how to bow down and say SORRY is the heart that loves the most!
If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in
I had a wet dream about you last night …. I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art.
Haven’t I seen your face before – on a police poster? Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.