A Health Forum Speaker

A Health Forum Speaker Asked:
Which Food Causes the Most Suffering for Years,
After Eating It?
After a Long Silence,
An Old man Answered: Wedding Cake.

Flirt

In the morning I do not eat

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry

Birthday

Wish you a many many happy returns

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Birthday

Close your eyes as you blow

Close your eyes as you blow the candles, On a heart-shaped cake, Think about your bright future, And all the great things you are going to make!

Marriage

Your Anniversary Marks The Day

Your Anniversary Marks The Day When You Both Said ‘I Do! ‘ The Two Of You Became As One, A Marriage Bright And New. Now Time Has Passed; Your Love Is Strong; You Passed The Early Test. Your Tender Bond Grows With Passing Time; Your Marriage Is The Kind That’s Best! Happy Wedding Anniversary!