Magnets have a positive side
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
what is the best punishment for a woman? give her new clothes matching her jewelry and nice cosmetics and then lock her in a room without mirror.
It is easy to look back, self-indulgently, feeling pleasantly sorry for oneself and saying I didn”t have this and I didn”t have that. But it is only the grown woman regretting the hardships of a little girl who never thought they were hardships at all. She had the things that really mattered.
No matter how happily married a woman may be, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not!
He is a fool who thinks by force or skill, To turn the current of a woman”s will.
Relationship Tip for Men: When a woman says, correct me if I am wrong… but don’t ever do it. Its’s a trap. Do not – I repeat, do not correct that woman!
The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.
Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool!
A man can be happy with any woman as long as she is not his wife!