I have been married for twenty years and I am still in love with the same woman… . . . If my wife ever finds out, she will kill me!
Sometimes I think what if… one day Google was deleted and we couldn’t Google what happened to Google!
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. : p
In India, driving a car is a war. And in war, you don’t tell your enemy your next move. That’s why no-one here uses indicators!
Best Slogan Written 0n The Toilet Wall … ‘Treat Me Well And Keep Me Clean, I will Not Tell Anyone, What I Have Seen ..
When people don’t laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they are not up to my level of comedy.
Mathematics and women are similar as they both are complicated but…… maths is better since it has Logic at least….
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An orange a day keeps the postman away. Basically if you throw fruit at people they go away!
Early to bed and early to rise, Proves man has no interest in his Wife.
If you Happen to Love a Girl, Try from ‘Another State’ Even If it Fails, You will End Up with one more Language in your Resume.. !