A man was looking at a painting
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered – waiting for autumn.
A notice in a factory for girl
A notice in a factory for girl workers. ‘If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work’
A couple had a fight one night
A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
Whats fashion designing
What’s fashion designing? Too many brains With too many ideas working on too little pieces of cloth… just to cover two little tits of a model.
I really deeply wish tat
I really deeply wish tat you are here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. to show you my glow in the dark watch.
Hey Friends feeling
Hey Friends feeling bored want to play a puzzle game.. . . . Just throw your pc or mobile on the wall and start arranging its pieces… and enjoy..
He came at night
He came at night, exposed my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swallowed, when he was satisfied, he left I was hurt … Bloody…
Doin a good job
Shes down on her knees, Eager to please, Wid a throb of his nob in her gob, Wid a tingle in his belly, his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!
The most attractive thing a man
The most attractive thing a man can do is exactly what he says he’s going to do.
Night two legs
Q. Last but not least Secret of long life A. Morning two eggs, evening two pegs…… and night two legs