A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.
Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd.. ‘ If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy’..
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, ‘HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING? ‘
Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh. Oh.. You will not understand. : Thats the way to eat a Mango. HAPPY MANGO SEAS
A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin colleague asked: What happened? She replied: He asked me are you free tonight? I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.