I love the way you touch
I love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine.
An journalist to mallika sherawat
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home!
I love the way it rubs
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can’t wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
It goes in dry it comes
It goes in dry it comes out wet. the longer its in the stronger it gets. we can have it in bed just you and me… its not what you think its a cup of tea!
I had a wet dream about you last night
I had a wet dream about you last night …. I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
I went over, Nobody was home
A girl phoned me the other day and said … Come on over, there’s nobody home.I went over. Nobody was home
Give me directions to your flat
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I’ am new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
A cat and a rooster sat
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there’s a wet pussy, there’s a happy cock!
Whats an average 6
What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A: 1000- rupee currency note. ! Always think positive
A blowjob is the only job in the world
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can’t be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!