Wife to maid
Wife to maid: I Think my husband ‘s having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you are only saying it to make me jealous.
Wife to maid: I Think my husband ‘s having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you are only saying it to make me jealous.
A father said to his son: Be careful where you walk. The son responded: You be careful for remember that I follow your footsteps!
WANTED TO SAY IT WITH A BUNCH OF FLOWERS A CARD WOULD HAVE SUFFICED.
The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet she’s got you by the balls.
I Knows That A Lot of People Hate Me, Because I am Bad.. But.. Few People Surely Love Me, Because They Know That My Little Goodness Is Not Fake.. !
Be A Friend Of Thousand. But Be A Love Of One. Give Your Smile To Everyone Give Your Heart To Only ONE..
Women live a better, longer and peaceful life.. !! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife.. !!!
On a romantic day a girlfriend asks from her boyfriend, ‘Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring? ‘ Boy : ‘Ya sure, from landline or mobile? ‘.
Be a good person but do not waste time to prove it!
Still I hope you will once visit this page and you will feel me saying the sweetest truth of my heart, that is ‘I LOVE YOU and ONLY LOVE YOU! ‘